I was 11 going 12 and this was how my ex tried to hint me, but failed.
Ex: Hey, you know... I wanna live with you when we grow up..
Me: OKAY! Then can ask my cousin and my best friend to move in too!!
Ex: ...... Hmm, but me and you alone better.
Me: Whyyy?! So boring.
Ex: Nevermind.
Moment #2:
*Porcelain pot explodes in the kitchen*
Me: *Cries and frantically calls dad*
Dad: Hello?
Me: Dad! I cook halfway the pot explode!
Dad: What?! HAHAHAAAHAAHAA!
Moment #3:
Teacher: *Scold scold nag nag*
Me: *Sighing in my heart*
Background: *Fart sound*
Me: * Holds back laughter*
Teacher: *Still nagging*
Me: Eh, haha, cher.. hah.. but horr.. *continues to giggle*
Teacher: Yes?
Me: Nahh, nothing.
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