How To Tell If I am Drunk.

1. I am writing this post under the influence of alcohol.
2. I rock back and forth involuntary.
3. I will stone.
4. I will start falling asleep.
5. I am slouching.
6. I never really close my mouth completely.
7. My face and neck turns really red.
8. I am really hungry and I want to eat mee pok.

It is good to notice how you act when you are half drunk.