ROFL

"I LOVE Eminem!"

"I like skittles better..."

"No, the rapper, idiot..."

"Your the idiot, what's so good about M&M wrappers?!"

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? THATS RIGHT! FIRETRUCK. Well what starts with P and ends with ORN? Thats Right Popcorn!

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"Did you just fall?"

"No, I attacked the floor."

"Backwards?"

"Yes, I'm freaking talented."

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A p*nis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an a**hole, his bestfriend is a p*ssy and his owner beats him!

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*Lovers close the bedroom door*
Mother: why are you shutting the door.
Me: BECAUSE WE ARE HAVING HOT SEX AND DOING ALCOHOL!

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